aloe-vera-vvang:

Amazing
messgala:

Irving PENN Cigarette and Lips, New York, before 1961

messgala:

Irving PENN Cigarette and Lips, New York, before 1961

(via sexpansion)

thorki-hiddlesworth:


If I were a famous actor, this is literally how I would occupy about 43% of my free time.

thorki-hiddlesworth:

If I were a famous actor, this is literally how I would occupy about 43% of my free time.

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svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

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toxicnebulae:

white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time

(Source: amazighprincex, via gnarly)

skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

image

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greatfatsby:

afrofilipino:

this is so unfunny like nicki is obviously not happy with this

This is a sketch she acted in she’s not supposed to look happy it’s the joke

(Source: beyonseh, via gnarly)

Anonymous said: What do you call a girlfriend who doesn't "feel like" fucking for almost two months? A ROOMMATE!

dirtyberd:

What do you call a partner who probably isn’t satisfying their girlfriend’s emotional needs to the point where she isn’t turned on by them anymore because they don’t understand that arousal starts way outside of the bedroom? YOU.

"I hate people generally, but I like people individually."

— introverts (via ileu)

(Source: janesblueheaven, via d-r-u-i-a-m-o)

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(Source: fullmetaljackit, via gnarly)