white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time
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Anonymous said: What do you call a girlfriend who doesn't "feel like" fucking for almost two months? A ROOMMATE!
What do you call a partner who probably isn’t satisfying their girlfriend’s emotional needs to the point where she isn’t turned on by them anymore because they don’t understand that arousal starts way outside of the bedroom? YOU.
"I hate people generally, but I like people individually."
— introverts (via ileu)
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once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
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