(Source: sandandglass, via halseymc)

dajo42:

dajo42:

harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”

teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”

[albus arrives at hogwarts]

albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew”

neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”

(via halseymc)

the-adequate-gatsby:

no homo

whole homo

2% homo

skim homo

soy homo

almond homo

coconut homo

rice homo

butter homo

#I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homo

(Source: femalemaincharacter, via gnarly)

ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

(via halseymc)

carrie504:

i think this summarizes Tumblr as a whole

carrie504:

i think this summarizes Tumblr as a whole

(Source: drowningmegane, via halseymc)

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

(via halseymc)

sexpansion:

I wore this today and people saw me wear it, I will wear it tomorrow but different people will see me wear it therefor it’s clean.

sexpansion:

I wore this today and people saw me wear it, I will wear it tomorrow but different people will see me wear it therefor it’s clean.

(via sexpansion)

yestermorning:

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Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

(via d-r-u-i-a-m-o)

"It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America."

Violet Rose (via c-icatrix)

This is one of my favorite quotes about sexualization/objectification vs autonomy of female bodies bc it’s so succinct

(via platonicsbeforeerotics)

(Source: screamingfemale, via d-r-u-i-a-m-o)

thereal1990s:

Wayne’s World (1992)

thereal1990s:

Wayne’s World (1992)

(via d-r-u-i-a-m-o)